I want to go up to people’s profiles that I’ve never spoken with before and be like “You know I was thinking maybe we should host our engagement party next wednesday and you should wear this white dress I picked out for our wedding and we’re going to live in this house over here and have 4 children and that will be the naughty corner I already named our kids so dont worry i got this and I was thinking of getting that car and then we’ll retire together in this home isnt it so pretty oh and look i already engraved our tombstones. Also if you want we can have sushi saturdays or something”
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truedragon13 said:
I have a similar thing where I prank call people in an English accent and talk about the party they were at last night, and didn’t they make a spectacle of themselves!
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